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puppygirl-hornyposting:

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oneheadtoanother:

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mossyvamp:

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tofuart:

A new hand carved rubber stamp for some San Francisco, Victorian postcards.

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coldwateristasty:

tundrakatiebean:

inneskeeper:

lakemojave:

injuries-in-dust:

@inneskeeper

…I want to refute this but no, I….yeah

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Person on screen: needs a couple pats of butter, a splash of olive oil, simmered on low with a bay leaf and a cinnamon stick. What?! You never seen a boy who knows his way around the kitchen? 

Yeah my mom always wanted a little girl but she got stuck with me instead. That wasn’t gonna stop her though so all my friends were opening up nerf guns and bmx bikes on their birthday, I was getting crockpots. 

(scene changes to the person dressed in a nice black suit jacket, bright pink dress shirt, and black tie) Yeah laugh it up! Take a picture while you’re at it ‘cause this is the last time you’ll ever see me in a suit! How do boys wear these things??

(scene changes to the person dressed in the same shirt and tie with no jacket and the shirt cuffs unbuttoned and rolled up, with purple nail polish on their nails) No, I don’t know how to fight. I was only ever taught how to deescalate situations with healthy communication and emotional validation.

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animentality:

pinky-toks:

Don’t let the cats our or the cops in door mat

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

lunarlagomorph:

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

hearthburn:

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articulate-anxious-atheist:

sucre-sanguine:

plaguedocboi:

plaguedocboi:

Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing

@takemetoturch

My dad is a meteorologist and he has never once warned me about an incoming storm. My leeches, however……

https://amp.theguardian.com/news/2015/apr/19/weatherwatch-forecasting-tempest-prognosticator-storm-leech

*urgently* Lads, the leechometre is at 12 bong, I repeat, 12 bong!

“tempest prognosticator” absolutely sounds like some kind of arcane device a wizard would have lying around in his workshop

It would also probably have leeches in it.

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atomic-clowns:

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amuseoffyre:

long-hands-in-the-cornfield:

mishacakes:

greelin:

greelin:

not even gonna lie the stuff going on with legos these days is like.. fascinating to me

like… this is crazy

You’re missing the Most Important One

normal cherry tree, right? WRONG

it’s little pink frogs

big fan of these as well

I’m quite partial to the Rivendell. If we get Minas Tirith, I will be broke

I’ve gotten almost all the botanical Lego sets seen here and really enjoyed making them, having them around

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setyourphaserstoslutty:

elmosworld:

poisonopium:

Loving your brown dark eyes is realising that no one can do better the blue eye shadow than you.

adding onto it!

valid, accurate, and necessary!

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banana-peppers:

Come on Barbie, let’s go party 💖

By Bri Pippens

www.instagram.com/bpeppersart

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